Jonathan: So what happens?
Me: Well, they get married and she gives birth to a half-vampire.
Jonathan: Wait, how does that work?
Me: She's human, he's a vampire. And sometimes, when people love each other-
Jonathan: NO! I know how THAT works!
Me: Well what do you mean, how does it work?!
Jonathan: How can she give birth to a half-vampire?
Me: Because when they got married, she was human-
Jonathan: This is a stupid concept for a movie. If he's been around for so many years, it wouldn't happen. When they shacked-up, things wouldn't even work!
Me: Things wouldn't work?
Jonathan: Well, maybe they make vampire Viagra.
Me: That's it. I'm not discussing Twilight with you any more.
Jonathan: My goal has been achieved!
Hahaha.. Husbands just don't get it!
ReplyDeleteHahaha. I think Jonathan DOES get it!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, I think he does! Our entire night was filled with half-vampire jokes. [Facepalm]
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