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November 15, 2011

Containing Spoilers

Me: Did you know that Twilight comes out this Friday? Dude, I have to show you the trailer...

Jonathan: So what happens?

Me: Well, they get married and she gives birth to a half-vampire.

Jonathan: Wait, how does that work?

Me: She's human, he's a vampire. And sometimes, when people love each other-

Jonathan: NO! I know how THAT works!

Me: Well what do you mean, how does it work?!

Jonathan: How can she give birth to a half-vampire?

Me: Because when they got married, she was human-

Jonathan: This is a stupid concept for a movie. If he's been around for so many years, it wouldn't happen. When they shacked-up, things wouldn't even work! 

Me: Things wouldn't work?

Jonathan: Well, maybe they make vampire Viagra.

Me: That's it. I'm not discussing Twilight with you any more.

Jonathan: My goal has been achieved!


  1. Hahaha.. Husbands just don't get it!

  2. Hahaha. I think Jonathan DOES get it!

  3. Unfortunately, I think he does! Our entire night was filled with half-vampire jokes. [Facepalm]