May 28, 2011

Overheard at Diaper Change

This evening, Jonathan was downstairs with Nathaniel in his new big boy room when I heard my summons. For the record, this is not actually what my husband calls me during pillow talk. Let's just get that clear right now.

Jonathan: Dirty Bird One to Dirty Bird Two, WE HAVE A POOP! Requesting assistance with the butt paste situation.

Me: Hold on! Dirty Bird Two out.

A few moments after I brought the diaper rash cream downstairs and was headed back to the kitchen, I heard the following:

Jonathan: AW! SICK! Aw, man, that's disgusting. IT HAS RAISINS IN IT!

Welcome to our house.

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