February 17, 2011

Upon Discussing Garbage and Hormonal Outbursts

Jonathan: So the garbage truck came really early this morning. It came just as I was rolling the can out. The guy waved at me- like he was saying 'Good morning, sir!'

Me: How do you know he was saying 'Good morning?' How do you know that he wasn't saying 'Hey meathead!'

Jonathan: Because I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. He seemed like a happy guy and like it was a happy wave.

Me: Or it could've been a wave saying 'I hate my life.'

Jonathan: Or he could've done an Alyssa and been all 'Freakin people can't take out their garbage the night before. I hate you all!' And then you'd do a wheelie on my front lawn and flip me the bird.

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