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August 23, 2010

You Know You're A Mama When Part II

1. You automatically ask your husband if his beer was nummy.

2. You are secretly relieved when someone else's baby is crying at a restaurant instead of your own.

3. Your idea of an excellent ab workout is an ongoing game of Pick-Up the Sippy Cup.

4. You find your child's trail of destruction around your home both cute and horrific.

5. Your idea of personal grooming has evolved from 3 hours in front of a mirror to 5 minutes of peace and quiet.

6. The concept of touching poop and vomit no longer makes you dry-heave into a bucket.

7. You sacrifice the remote control to your TV when the baby gets bored with his teething toys.

8. It's like winning the lottery when you eat lunch before 2pm.

9. Your diaper bag is by your side at all times, including that date with your husband where the baby is at home.

10. It makes you feel like the most important person in the world when you sit down on the floor and your baby crawls into your open arms.