May 18, 2010

You Know Your Baby Is Growing Up When

1. The only way you can carry him in his infant car seat is by harnessing it to a pack of sled dogs and mushing across the parking lot.

2. You dread baby talk at dinnertime because the letter B inevitably ends with a fine coat of squash on every surface in the kitchen.

3. The babe finds it amusing to play Splash The Parent during bathtime, which is why we have purchased stock in hurricane gear.

4. That little personality shines through in all of its 653-decibel glory.

5. The memory of puking during labor has faded to the point where going completely natural with baby number two is an interesting prospect.

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