April 2, 2010

Words That You Don't Need To Hear At The Dinner Table

Scene: The dinner table. Enter Jonathan, Alyssa, and Nathaniel who sit down to eat.

Nathaniel: [Giant poop sounds from the diaper]

Jonathan, Alyssa: Dude! Wow.

Jonathan: Man, you have to learn how to use your sphincter!

Alyssa: [Laughing] Sphincter is one of those words that we don't really need to use while we're eating.

Jonathan: [Chanting, from Nathaniel's room as he changes the diaper] Sphincter! Sphincter! Sphincter!